What is the trashiest thing you've ever witnessed? [NSFW]

1. I saw a woman hold her toddler son out of her car window doing about 35mph while he pee'd. My life's never been the same.
   — LeviCA86


2. Knew somebody who decided to have a home birth upon learning she wouldn't be allowed to smoke in the maternity ward. She literally drove to the hospital, in labor, and of course was stopped outside and told to put her cigarette out. Instead, she drove back home (still in labor, mind you.) Ended up giving birth to a 8lbs. baby on her back porch.
   — EnigmaticSquidd


3. A woman getting caught stealing at Home Depot and then peeing through her pants to try and get the loss prevention guy to let go of her. I can still hear him clear as day: "WHAT THE **** LADY. WHY!?"
   — IHaveButt






4. I was riding Greyhound, so I should have expected some shit. During the course of my trip two passengers, one male, the other female, got to talking and it turned out that they had both been released from prison recently. The guy had a bottle of liquor which they started sharing. This led to him performing oral sex on her, legs up on the seat in front of them, and eventually full on fucking. Somehow they were not asked to get off the bus. Greyhound at its finest. Edit: For the folks asking about location this was in Northern California.
   — Henjineer


5. I'm from a town in the UK that is notorious for being an absolute trashfest, so I have quite a few stories to tell. I remember one time, though, I saw an old bearded man drop a cigarette in a puddle of vomit then pick it back up and continue smoking it.
   — ShoeEaterThe2nd


6. Happened literally an hour ago. A lady came into our pharmacy and presented a bag full of bugs. She asked our pharmacist to identify the bugs and tried to hand our pharmacist the bag. Our pharmacist refused to touch it and the lady talked about how she found all those bugs in her condo, hair, "in her" and other places. From what our pharmacist could tell, it was a bag full of fleas, bed bugs, and other random mostly dead bugs.
   — TenLate






7. Finished work and was coming out of the staff entrance, which happens to be a fairly sketchy lane way on the north side of dublin city centre, and saw a junkie couple doing the nasty, which wouldn't be that bad if it wasn't that the only thing that was concealing them was their 2/3 yr old kid sitting in a pram facing the other way. It kind of just made me feel sad thinking of the life that child is going to have, but yeah it was also trashy to fuck.
   — HairoftheDog89


8. A girl was giving a guy head in the smoking room of a bar. The bartender on duty finds out and attempts to break up the festivities. The guy who was being pleasured proceeds to bite the bartender's finger off. Thankfully, this was really close to a hospital and they managed to reattach his finger. Runner up: First Denver Nuggets game I ever went to, there was a homeless dude shitting on the sidewalk outside the arena. He had a huge grin on his face, and some guy was standing a few feet away, taking pictures on his smartphone and laughing.
   — Nihilistic_Marmot


9. When I was preteen I ate some bad food at a restaurant. We went to target after and my stomach literally instantly turned sour as we entered. I went to the bathroom and I'd shit, 5 minutes later I'd need to shit again. So I just decided I'd stay in there till I was sure it was empty. This went on to the point that I told my parents to go to the other stores they wanted to hit and just hit me up after. About 10 minutes into the ordeal I hear people come it. I'm thinking "great no way they won't hear and smell this." Theyll probably turn right around. Then I see 3 pairs of feet in the stall beside me. One female and two male. These trashy trashy people had a full on threesome in the target bathroom while im shooting out sloppy wet turds that smell like death incarnate three feet away with just a stall wall in between us. I only ever saw their feet, but I'm counting it as something I experienced.
   — Arcade42






10. A crack head couple fucking on a bench at 1 in the afternoon on a very busy pathway. Kids and families every where.
    — moe3673


11. I watched the following situation unfold:  A woman was about to be arrested for public drunkenness. The cops were evidently feeling merciful and decided to put her into a cab, instead. I guess this offended the woman. In response to being directed toward a cab, she lifted up her skirt, angled her urethra, and started to gush pee directly onto the cops' shoes.
    — spindlemaker


12. I was outside a bar smoking with some friends when a car pulls up. Some woman opens the passenger door and starts peeing all over the curb. Cops an attitude "what the fuck are you staring at? You people are disgusting" She then wipes with a napkin, throws it at us and slams the door shut as the driver peels out.
    — blunt_toward_enemy