What's incredibly useless but costs a fuckton of money?

1. Second place in a presidential election.
   — AudibleNod


2. Parking passes at the college I went to. $600 for the year and you still could not find a **DAMN PARKING SPOT** unless you *stalked* people with backpacks **FOR 20++ MINUTES**
   — 2-CurvedHollow-Fangs


3. A yacht in Gta Online.
   — Gunmaster867






4. I just found [this iPhone case](https://www.redbubble.com/people/daveit/works/10867594-i-am-rich?p=iphone-case&type=iphone_5_snap&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=g.pla+notset&country_code=US&gclid=Cj0KCQjwnubLBRC_ARIsAASsNNk4NrUaimEQpp7VmvfiGJ5wgY12dm26DnsIaHZVc1ypatfDSKuhDJ8aAhDPEALw_wcB) that says "I am rich" on it and it sells for $1,000. It looks cheap so nobody will even be able to tell that you are rich when you pull it out. You'll just look like a douche with an otherwise regular iPhone case. If the "use" is to show off how rich you are, then it is by definition "useless."
   — NChSh


5. A $66 [jade egg](https://shop.goop.com/shop/products/jade-egg) for your vagina
   — BigfootInABikini


6. Hats that only exist digitally.
   — CowboyLaw






7. All the shit Gwyneth Paltrow is pushing these days.
   — spiff2268


8. Julio Jones hiring a dive team to try and find his lost 150k diamond earring in Lake Lanier, GA.
   — atlien0255


9. The Klon Centaur. Its a guitar pedal used by quite a few famous people and is no longer produced in its original form that can be sold second hand for thousands of dollars. But there are fantastic sounding clones that can nail 98% or more of the sound that cost less than $200. But some people will still waste their money on the real thing.
   — daswef