What non-edible things would you like to eat if they became edible?

1. Dishwasher tablets or those gel packets for washing clothing
   — Hail_Skeletor


2. Those silica gel packets that always say "Do Not Eat" on the label. You can't just tell someone to not eat something and expect them to not be curious.
   — MilkSpank


3. I just want to eat one of those cut in half, shiny-ass geodes with a spoon like an avocado.
   — alphanumericana






4. Yankee Candles are the jelly beans of home decorating: brightly coloured, and with a thousand flavours you didn't even know you wanted to try. I don't know what the fuck a Dreamy Summer Night tastes like, but I know I'm taking a bite.
   — Portarossa


5. Shaving cream. It looks delicious and it's already right next to your mouth, if you're a guy.
   — SteelyTuba


6. Molten Glass. That shit looks absolutely delicious. Like you could slurp it up with a straw all day.
   — staak






7. I'd like to drink gasoline. Something about the smell.
   — Footwork_


8. Those giant red balls outside of Target.
   — rapey_tree_salesman


9. Plastic bottles. They create too much trash to take out.
   — RuStorm






10. Play-Doh looks delicious
    — Jizz-Stained-Diapers


11. Rocks. The sheer variety of them would mean they likely come in a smorgasbord of flavors. Plus, it'd be neat perusing menus by age like they're scotch or dry aged steaks.
    — cmcdonal2001


12. Floam. If it was like a sweet dessert sort of thing, I would legit go to town on some Floam. Edit: I derped a word.
    — Tragxei






13. Clouds!
    — seeyatle