If agent 007 was a woman, what kind of names would the "Bond boys" have?

1. We don't need to make up a person. There is an Olympic athlete named Steele Johnson. It's perfect.
   — SandwicheDynasty


2. Lance Hardwood
   — corvidsarecrows


3. I'm going to stick with "Plenty O'Toole"
   — the_real_grinningdog






4. Dick Gently, Felix Cumming, Justin Side, Clint Flicker
   — War-Tits


5. Oliver Holes And his Russian doppelgänger: Oliver Klozov
   — VictorBlimpmuscle


6. Roger Moore seems ok still
   — Spivsy






7. Max Load
   — SonSkoji


8. Sexton Hardcastle
   — ChuckCassadyJR


9. Michael Oxbig. But he'll tell her she can call him Mike
   — pm-nice-titties






10. Benedict Cumberbatch Edit: and all its variations
    — comphys