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If you named your children after the reason you had them, what would they be?
- Not my kids but my siblings and I would be:
1. "The apple of our eye, the meaning of marriage"
2. "This is easy, let's have another!"
3. "We did not learn from the 2nd one..."
— cheesedanish93
- 1. Wanted child
2. Wanted another child
3. Missed having a baby
4. Wasn't expecting the third pregnancy to result in twins
— FWD_Me_Your_PMs
- 1. Oopsie Too Soon
2. Oopsie Too Soon Again
3. Aw Fuck Not Again
— Therapistwit
- My siblings and I:
1. Mom has Theories on Raising Children Properly
2. Breastfeeding is not actually birth control
3. Need another screaming voice on the way to the divorce lawyer
— ShesQuackers
- Not myself, but my parents:
1. Wanted a Baby
2. Tried for a Boy
3. Finally Got the Boy
4. Oops
... I'm 'Oops'.
— justanothersong
- Internet down
— vtjake
- as a child of asian parents
1. investment
2. retirement plan
— spitfire9107
- Child 1 Young and stupid
Child 2 Condom slipped off
— i_belong_to_da_ocean
- Twin A: Hurricane
Twin B: Sandy
— KyleRichXV
- My very catholic parents named their kids:
1) “oh no, I guess we have to get married now”
2) “that wasn’t so bad, how about another”
*six year gap when Dad worked for a birth control pharma company and then quit due to religious reasons*
3) “shoot, is that what birth control did?”
4) “I guess I got my ovulation day wrong again”
5) “I don’t believe in divorce, a baby will fix it”
6) “DEAR GOD”
Now they are happily divorced. 😂
— needchampagne
- Love.
I adopted him because I love him.
— Legend017
- 1) Vodka
2) Tequila
3) Vodka
Sounds better than Broken Condoms.
— FelineFrisky2nite
- My 2-year-old's new name is now "It Feels Better Without a Condom".
— DiiInfer
- I would be "Bad Mexican Food". Mom vomited up the pill and in I slipped.
— kawhi-not
- I have two adopted children. Seems like "wanted more kids but were getting too old so we outsourced the labor" would be awkward. Maybe just "wanted" and "group discount."
— jabroni26