Reddit, what is something that 99.9% of people in your life should know about you but they don't?

1. Everyone that I first meet always think I'm a douche. I have heard so many times "oh wow! You're not a douche" No I'm sorry I have a douche face I can't help it.
   — DezzyTheGlazer


2. I don't like group activities. #GODDAMMIT STOP NOMINATING ME FOR GROUP LEADER, I'M HATING EVEN BEING HERE AS IT IS!
   — GPedia


3. That I bake for everyone because I want them to like me because I'm so alone all the time. I don't want to be alone anymore but nobody has any time for me and I don't want to be seen as needy
   — KoalaKaraoke






4. I have a drinking problem. Everyone thought I left town because of a broken heart. Actually I left town to get away from all of the enablers. I couldn't stay there and not drink.
   — trublud0dger


5. Well they should know by now that I really hate social events and that those evenings always ends with me sitting alone in some corner/bathroom/outside just wishing to go home and continuously fending of invites to dance or smile or talk more. But apparently they don't.
   — SolumLuna


6. 99.9% might be a bit too high, but most of them don't know that I will definitely go out of my way to help them. I'd let them know, but that would sound like bragging, so... I just help when someone asks, which is way too rare to change my reputation of being a sarcastic asshole.
   — goodoldgrim






7. I don't like nicknames. Just because my name is weird doesn't mean it has to be made weirder.
   — ParmAxolotl


8. I’m actually really depressed most of the time and may have some weird emotional disorder. I go from like super happy to pretty depressed at the drop of a hat. I have an amazing life and I never really want it to end, I just get uncontrollably sad a lot. Maybe I like being sad?
   — theslyturtle


9. I am extremely socially anxious and shy but appear incredibly confident, which probably makes me come across as a total snob to most people in my life. I don't mean to. :(
   — danseuse_ecarlate






10. Everyone thinks that I'm a really happy, optimistic person and although I am 95% of the time, I can get in these really, really depressive states every so often and only my boyfriend knows that.
    — lenerz


11. I have this stuffed animal turtle that I sleep with. I've had him for over 10 years, and I'm not getting rid of him.
    — Outrageous_Claims


12. My outward appearance of kindness and empathy for most people comes from a handful of really dark experiences in my otherwise picturesque past. -falling through the ice while alone as a kid and having to fight to survive. -nearly committing suicide as a kid. -being hit by a truck and left for dead -being raped and blackmailed. Empathy isn’t so hard to have for others when you live with the secrets of what’s happened to you.
    — pauliesfreakin