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Women of reddit, what's the weirdest thing a man wanted from you?


  1. When I was on Tinder for a brief period a couple of years ago, I got asked by three guys, consecutively, to piss on them. I get that it's a thing but... three guys in a row is interesting.
    — Habubble

  2. Freshman year in college a floor mate asked me to poo on a glass platter with him directly under the platter. He wanted to watch my sphincter pucker and release... 30 years later i still remember that moment. Being floor mates I knew him to be odd and patted him on the back and said politely "Pass".
    — Gendoyle

  3. When I was 15 an older guy said he thought I would look beautiful with my lips sewn shut and asked if I would be willing to let him try. He was very sincere about it and it disturbed me a lot. He was a friend of a friend who I am no longer friends with for obvious reasons.
    — Hillraiser



  4. There's a Craigslist ad in my area. Man seeking female housemate, free rent, just one 'strange' request. Two of my female friends (months apart) responded to the ad wondering what the one catch/request is. Dude wanted his female housemate to fart directly in his face on the daily. More hilarious than weird. Weirdly hilarious?
    — de0ro

  5. A guy on a dating site once offered me 10k to take the train down from Boston to New Jersey, strap on stilettos, and squash bugs in his backyard. He was very careful to say he wanted nothing sexual and I was welcome to bring whoever I needed to in order to feel safe, and to this day I wonder if I should have taken him up on it...my school loans would have appreciated it.
    — rebeccaademarest

  6. he wanted me to wear swim goggles with the fronts cut out, then have me look up at the ceiling while him and some other dudes came into the goggles. so basically the goggles would hold the cum and it would get all in my eyes.
    — sumfacilispuella



  7. When I was 15 I was walking around this outdoor mall with open toe wedge sandles on. This guy that looked to be in his mid 40s stopped me and asked to take a picture of my feet. I didn’t know what to say and just stood there looking at the dude. He squatted down and sort of cradled the top part of my foot where it meets the ankle. He then asked to suck on my “precious” toes. That freaked me out enough that I screamed and he got up and ran away.
    — RogueGoneRogue30

  8. I had a guy send me a Facebook message asking for a video of me swallowing a whole boiled egg?
    — RockPrincess01

  9. A boy that rode my bus in highschool snipped off a lock of my hair and put it in the plastic casing of his ID badge. He wore it for the rest of the year.
    — euphoricapathy



  10. To wear a pair of stilettos while standing on his balls. I refused because I was afraid that would send him to the ER.
    — field_marshal_rommel

  11. Just scream at his bare ass.
    — _J_B_B_

  12. Got an okcupid message. "Hello I am a doctor. Can I lick your bellybutton? I am a good doctor."
    — barbequelighter



  13. I once had a dude who wanted to sodemize me with my own turd. He wanted to freeze the turd first. He had already been doing it on himself and filming it. It was fucked up.
    — NippleSlipNSlide

  14. A guy who looked to be in his 20s asked me for a picture of my hand, and I sent him one just because... it's a hand. What's he gonna do? He replied in frustration, "No, palm side up without polish." I had nail polish on, so he stopped talking to me altogether.
    — KiwiJackie