People who make passive-aggressive posts on /r/Askreddit that accomplish nothing, why do you do this?

1. I only make active-aggressive comments. I hate you and I need you to know that.
   — Denamic


2. C'mon bud, the circle ain't gonna jerk itself. We here on reddit merge at speed and signal ahead of time, every time. Also, People who chew their gum like loud, obnoxious cows, why do you hate everyone?
   — neontechnician


3. My favorite askreddit post ever was "People who take 15 minutes at the ATM, what are you doing?" or similar. Top answer was "emailing my grandchildren".
   — ken_in_nm






4. I don't make passive aggressive posts... unlike some people.
   — ManMan36


5. So I'll have something to do while I'm merging onto the highway at 30 miles per hour.
   — MarinaAlchemist


6. The thing I hate is the totally one-sided story that is clearly designed to elicit a sympathetic response. Sorry, but I don't know you. There are two sides to every story, also you could just be making this up, for all I know.
   — michaelnoir