If Donald Trump made up awards to give himself, what would some of their titles be?

1. The best, and believe me you’re going to love it, President ever, so much better than sad Obama.
   — Bigleonard


2. The first annual Donald J Trump award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence.
   — lucasadtr


3. "Best Words" award.
   — Callico_m






4. 'Largest, Most Beautiful Hands"
   — ME24601


5. TIME Person of the Year
   — VVillyD


6. The absolute most tremendous person to have ever lived. Believe me Award.
   — meesersloth






7. How about ["The Most Presidential Person Ever"](http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/video/president-trump-white-house-interview-part-45052454)
   — ancisfranderson


8. "Most humblest man alive"
   — BioshockedNinja


9. He would award himself with the "No one respects women more than me. no one" Award
   — aaron0021






10. Best Twitter Account
    — ManMan36


11. Most Influential Twitter Person
    — kayonesoft


12. Best hair or most hyper-realistic hair.
    — ArcOfRuin






13. To him, his own last name is the greatest award anyone could ever receive. He's so awesome, he was given it at birth.
    — Kneejerk_Nihilist