What happened the first time you got drunk?

1. Convinced about 20 other people that the best possible decision was to leave the party we were at and walk to a park a few blocks away. It's a miracle nobody got arrested that night
   — Cynical716


2. My friends and I were camping, all in the same small tent. We passed around a bottle of honey jack just talking and bullshitting. I was the only one that got drunk but apparently I kept talking about how great Samuel L Jackson is and kept trying to list off all of his movies, but I could only remember Snakes on a Plane and said it like fifteen times. Good times.
   — piinkmoth


3. I drank 5 Smirnoff Ice and asked my friend permission to fuck his sister.
   — IHeartmyshihtzu






4. I drank a good portion of Captain Morgan spiced rum, ate about a half pound of sharp cheddar cheese, projectile vomited all over my room and went to sleep. That was a bad thing to wake up to
   — AmySchumersAnalTumor


5. I had a lot of fun and didn’t get sick. I miss being a teenager...
   — ScoobyLikesHotDogs


6. We got a bottle of scotch and climbed onto a roof where nobody could see us, drank too much, puked our brains out and basically fell off trying to climb down. 8 year olds shouldn't drink scotch.
   — MadLintElf






7. Fell down the stairs. I wanted to test if it was true that being drunk ruined your coordination. Instead of walking in a straight line like a smart person would do, I decided to see how far down the stairs I could walk on my tiptoes while standing on each edge. So far the record is three. Top that, reddit.
   — Underwatercrabpeople


8. Apparently, I was found passed out in front of my grandmother's kitchen cabinet with a half-finished box of alcoholic chocolates. I was 7.
   — IcedNeonFlames


9. Not the first time I got drunk, but the first time I went out, I was with a group of friends, and we found a toothbrush on the street and for some reason we found it really funny. We go into a bar, and I notice the toothbrush was on the table. Being pretty drunk, I didn't realize that one of my friends picked it up and brought it with (I have no idea why, we were all pretty wasted), so I thought the toothbrush followed us and started calling it a magic toothbrush. The rest of the night we were waving it around like a wand, pretending to be wizards or something. We probably took the toothbrush to at least 4 other bars. The next morning I woke up and thought wtf when I found this dirty ass toothbrush underneath my pillow. My friends and I refer to this night fondly as "the night of the toothbrush"
   — GladImStillYoung






10. I fell asleep on the floor and woke up with a pillow and blanket. Wish I knew who did that.
    — talinator


11. I was at a frat party, curled up in a little ball having a social anxiety attack. Drunk and crying. After having turned 21 directly after learning my **ex** fiancee cheated on me.
    — Trigger93