What's the fastest you went from meeting someone to having sex with them?

I had sex with a total stranger in a Chicago alley after I heard her say she was going to masturbate because she was so horny.
— jeff_the_nurse

About an hour. She's my wife now. EDIT: copious amounts of alcohol may or may not have been involved.
— Skadoosh_it

college. house party. everyone was pretty drunk by this point. i was on the couch smoking some weed. girl comes over, sits down next to me, motions for me to pass the bowl. she takes a hit. we look at each other for a second and start giggling. we start making out and we moved into a bedroom and fucked. forget the meeting part of it, i dont think we even said a single word to each other from start to finish.
— aris9

Delta fucked my flights up so i had a weird layover and they comped me a hotel, same thing happened to another guy on the same flight. Got to the hotel....we only needed one room. 2 hours
— sigglet

Almost did it in a couple minutes at a concert. I was fingering her and she got on my lap. I was jerking off because I needed a little help getting it up, but that worked and I was about to put it in when a security guy tapped me on the shoulder and said "no fucking".
— xcvxcvv

Tinder is insane. I went through a kick of meeting guys and one really hot, out of my league dude said he wanted to meet up but I also had homework due that night. I decided to meet up anyways and I was in and out of his place in 30 mins. No small talk. Just good fast sex. I was impressed but also unfulfilled and realized I'm over sex without the passion.
— singletonap

Told a girl at the gym I liked her short hair, we found ourselves working out at her place within about 20 mins.
— MrOddBawl

In the gay clubs back in the 80s we didn't actually bother with the meeting part. Every now and then someone might ask for your name afterwards.
— YourFairyGodmother

About 3 hours. I met a guy on an internet dating site and as the date went on, I realized I didn’t love his personality and I didn’t want to do a second date. But, it was the first date I had been on after my divorce, he was pretty hot, and I really needed to get laid. So I made a move and we ended up back at his house for what we both joked about being a one night hookup. We had mind blowing sex and have been friends with benefits now for about 7 months. Still no plans for a second date.
— bacondespot

With the electric pump, it took maybe 10 minutes to inflate her and unbox her.
— FartisticGuy

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