What's the dumbest name you have ever heard given to a child?

1. There’s a group of brothers at the school where I teach named Wisdom, Knowledge, and Infinite. They possess none of those qualities.
   — PopeliusJones


2. Wife is a L&D nurse, and I wish this were a joke, but there was a mother who birthed a baby with stumps at the elbow joint instead of fully developed arms. Baby's name: Angel Trex (pronounced T-rex)
   — Guard1an71


3. Bobert. Apparently, 'Robert' being shortened to 'Bob' didn't make sense to the mother, so now there's a 18 month old Bobert toddling around.
   — FBX






4. njorah, the j is silent
   — l_am_very_sMaRt


5. I do HR so I see a lot of names every day. The worst I've seen is Felanie.
   — Henryfordrio


6. My friend once told me she wanted to name her daughter Jaundice because she likes the way it sounds...
   — BigdreamsLittlelife






7. I always love this question...Aphrodite ain't just a username, but then again I don't think it's too "dumb" compared to other things I've met a Debris, Mahogany, Zikourious, and Vaylee.
   — Aphrodite1997


8. There was a kid in my 3rd grade class who's name was Harry Butts. Dude was a legend.
   — ElTacoWolf


9. Adolf Hitler. There were news stories when the grocery store wouldn't make a birthday cake with his name on it. His sisters are named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie.
   — ugottahvbluhair






10. French guy here. I guess the worst name I've ever heard is "Clitorine" (girl's name).
    — Tom-m-20


11. Met a guy named Gordon Gordon Gordon. Yes, first middle and last names all 'Gordon'.
    — jlaux


12. Joey JoJo Jr Shabadoo
    — unicornsodapants