You're the first astronaut to land on Mars. The entire world is watching you. What do you say?

1. "I can see the Flat Earth from here" ?
   — mynamesyow19


2. I'd mumble something. We have conspiracy theories over whether or not Neil Armstrong said a *one letter word*, imagine how frantic the crazies would get if they couldn't hear the whole sentence!
   — Swerdman55


3. Stealing this from [a comment on an older thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3g62g9/serious_what_should_the_first_man_on_mars_say_to/ctv9f5a/) (thanks /u/RamsesThePigeon) "Our journey began with one small step and one giant leap. Today, we take another of each, and begin to find our stride."
   — SpudeGG






4. "Neil Armstrong can kiss my fuzzy, blue, Muppet-like ass!" This appears in textbooks for the next hundred years.
   — brandemi77


5. It's Britney bitch.
   — toastuy


6. School is buns
   — Jemjem787






7. "Ahh, finally. A world without Jews."   ^^i'm ^^not ^^serious
   — PM_ME_MAMMARY_GLANDS


8. Piss on the ground to mark my territory, of course.
   — Rancid_Potatoes


9. Upon stepping off the landing pad of Apollo 12, Pete Conrad said:'"Whoopie! Man, that may have been a small one for Neil, but that's a long one for me." I'll stick with the classics. The cartoon classics. 'I claim this planet in the name of the Earth!' (Duck Dodgers in the 24th 1/2 Century)
   — TotalWaffle






10. "How I've missed this place..."
    — covert_youtube


11. Oh, hai Mars.
    — RemarkableRyan