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You can teleport a small, 16mm plastic dice literally anywhere. Where do you teleport it for maximum effect?
- Is it loaded and indistinguishable from the dice at any particular Vegas casino?
'Cause if so...
*Macau*!
— Senator_Chickpea
- A couple feet in front of the Curiosity Rover on Mars
— SPYK3O
- Directly overhead and in between Einstein's face and the person to whom he was speaking, when he said, "**God does not play dice with the universe.**"
— kaihatsusha
- Sometime during Stephen Hawking's time travel party.
— OrangeRaider93
- I’d mess with historians by teleporting it to the moment of discovery of important events and artifacts, only to disappear after being catalogued.
Dissection an intact wooly mammoth? Die in its stomach.
Uncovering the ruins of Pompeii? Body holding the die.
Opening King Tut’s tomb? Die in the sarcophagus.
Landing on the moon? Die right where the flag is to be planted.
A worldwide conspiracy theory would evolve surrounding the mystery die. What did it mean? How did it get there? Why a die?? I would sit back and laugh as scientists pulled their hair out trying to decode the mysteries of the die.
— Kr_Treefrog2
- Inside the Hadron collider for uhhh... science
— Teh_Tacoman
- My roommates butthole.
— paulmasoner
- In the throat of a dinosaur 67 million years ago, right before said dinosaur was about to die, so that when the dinosaur's fossilized bones are dug up, the fossilized die would be found with them.
— Flip3206
- I would set up an elaborate series of sensors, cameras, and all sorts of visual, auditory, and all other kids of detection equipment. I would make it so that the footage would be undeniable.
I would claim to be able to bend the very fabric of universe, and record my attempt.
Then I'd make the die appear at the exact time and date that I say it would.
I have no clue what kinds of crazy concequences that may have, but I it's what I'd do.
— Aztecah
- "Literally anywhere"
I teleport the die inside itself.
— GS_246