You get a superpower of your choice, but if anyone finds out that you have it, the rest of your life will consist of painful testing. Which do you pick and how do you make sure no one knows about it?

1. I always stand by my choice of quicksave/quickload. - no one has any way of proving it, it would even be pretty hard for YOU to prove you had it - it cant really make you any sort of superhero, so no guilt for not spending all your days saving people and fetching balloons - helps in practically all social situations, you can't ever say the wrong thing and can punch anyone with zero consequences - basically just gives you life on easy mode
   — toomanyeels


2. The power of persuasion, I'd never fail to convince someone of something. That can't really be proven as a power nor "found out"
   — troubleshootsback


3. Incredible luck. Would make People suspicious but they would never prove it was s superpower.
   — VanCortez






4. Perfect memory. It's easy to hide, extremely useful and will be valued by those who know you as well. People wouldn't think too much of it because people with ridiculously good memories already exist.
   — DisdainInTheBrain


5. Teleportation, of myself and also anything. Anybody gets close to figuring it out, I teleport them into the sun!
   — Dr_Pickle_Fingers


6. Shapeshifting. Captured? I'll just turn into an ant or run away. Hate myself? I'll just turn into somebody else. Ugly? I'll just turn into somebody attractive and get laid. Dying? I'll just shapeshift into an uninjured/invincible version of myself. You could do all sorts of stuff with no repercussions because nobody would be able to identify you. You could turn into a bird and fly. You could turn into a younger version of yourself and live longer. Somebody pissed you off? Just turn into them and absolutely fuck up their life. Murder somebody and they'd be arrested for it. Have sex with somebody else in front of their girlfriend. Hell, if you wanted to you could just have sex with their girlfriend.
   — dolourous






7. Teleportation and no one notices me appear or disappear, they just see me walk into or out of their line of sight. Say I want to go to Disney World, I teleport into the middle of the park but it just looks like I walked out of the toilet to everyone.
   — Raichu7


8. The ability to fluently speak, read and write all languages on earth as if native. It would be really hard to pinpoint that it's a super power, and as long as you don't blow it by telling anyone, you'll just blend in wherever you go with a good cover story... "Actually, I had a childhood friend who was from Africa and he taught me Swahili when I was ten. It was a lot of fun!" "My great Aunt was French and we used to play this game where we only spoke French at her house. It was an interesting childhood!"
   — PlushNeedle


9. The ability to consume and digest alcohol, fats, and sugars without getting drunk or gaining weight. I'm a big dude and can claim I simply have a high tolerance for alcohol and a large appetite. And this power would allow me to enjoy life, dominate drinking competitions, and please my grandma by having a third serving of pie.
   — JoanJeff






10. The ability to manipulate probability. It's subtle, but crazy powerful. What's the chance of hitting every green light to work? 100. What's the chance you find a few hundred dollar bills on a walk? 100. What's the chance you're able to successfully staple jello to a tree? 100. What's the chance someone will find out? 0.
    — Ryanmiaku


11. The power to make everyone forget me unless I want them to remeber me. You could do anything you want without any consequences.
    — xabulba