What makes you roll your eyes every time you hear it?

1. "I can't find my file! The computer must have deleted it!" That's not how computers work. Nine times out of ten, they saved it somewhere they didn't think to look. Tenth time they forgot to save it at all.
   — SalemScout


2. "Oh my gash you look *tired*!"
   — Nugatorysurplusage


3. "So and so had the BEST clap back for her body shamers! You won't BELIEVE what she said!" I can't stand reading those stupid fucking headlines
   — wounderflounder






4. You should smile.
   — greytotoro88


5. "It's because you're on your computer so much" Every moms when you have an issue.
   — dadouks


6. "15 things scientists can't enxplain" 1. They probably can 2. Even if they can't it in no way discredits any field of science simply because some biologists aren't 100% sure of the mechanism that allows cats to purr
   — Lostsonofpluto






7. ‘Haha sorry, I’m OCD / Bipolar / ADHD’ when something minor happens. Liking cleanliness doesn’t mean OCD, a mood swing doesn’t mean Bipolar, getting distracted doesn’t mean ADHD.
   — Dengakuslash


8. Something along the lines about how good they are at drunk driving.
   — xX-ConnorT-Xx


9. "Girls don't want to date me cause I have a job." I have a friend who says it and I bite my tounge to not just tell him it isn't his job, it is his personality that is the issue.
   — zZTheEdgeZz






10. "Girls don't like me because I'm 'Mr. Nice Guy.'"
    — sisterstretchmyhands