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What Screams, "I'm in a mid-life crisis"?
- Rhinestones on jeans, and this applies to both sexes
— Bigleonard
- divorced 40 year olds suddenly becoming dj's.
— Fiber_fan
- Leaving a perfectly good spouse just to hang on to some fantasy that you're still desirable to 21 year olds.
— BingBoppyBooNobby
- Fucking a 27 year old and then going back to your wife like “lol sorry”
— forgotmyloginx2017
- Leaving your long term spouse with no notice or reason so you can go to clubs and act like you are 20 again.
Then a year later crawling back to your now divorced ex-spouse when reality sets in and life is hard.
Happened to a family friend who was married for over 30 years. He didn't take his wife back! He was also the breadwinner.
— Smithme2g
- I sometimes see a convertible Range Rover parked in my office car park, I feel it sums up a mid-life crisis.
(Edit: a word)
— 0800-Meme-Dealer
- My uncle owns a huge truck he can't afford and gifted me with $150 on my birthday. I secretly returned the money to his wife because she and i are on close enough terms she admitted they were behind on a lot of bills just a few months before this. She was furious he'd do that to seem like the "cool" uncle. I hate to be cynical but I suspect she's about ready to divorce him over all this nonsense.
— SuddenTerrible_Haiku
- In your mid life you have decades of work, child rearing, and home making under your belt. If you want to dye your hair, wear tight pants or buy a convertible you damn well earned it.
— pascalsgirlfriend
- My girlfriends mom went out for a drink and came back with a Camaro.
— Cosmonaut17
- People in their mid to late 40's with JET BLACK hair. Like, your hair does not match what your face looks like. It's ok to have grey hair.
— -Words-Words-Words-
- Fast car, trashy girlfriend 1/3rd your age, attempts to be "hip".
— satanicpuppy
- When a man divorces his wife and leaves his kids, frosts his hair-tips, tans a lot and begins starring in low-budget "amateur" porn.
— off_the_rip