Reddit, what three items put on top of a pentagram, and phrase uttered, would summon you?

1. I'm a middle aged guy with kids, so if someone put cholesterol medication, the remote control for the TV, and an old, beat up sweatshirt in the pentagram and then yelled out "Will you shut the door? The heat is on!" I'd materialize out of nowhere, probably with a slightly muffled burp.
   — -Words-Words-Words-


2. A PC, a desk, a chair; "someone disagreed with you on reddit" BAM, instant appearance
   — handwavium


3. Put a tomahawk ribeye, a dish of rice pudding, and a Pepsi on a pentagram and shout "Vaxper, food's ready!" I'll be there in no more than a minute.
   — Vaxper






4. 3 cats of the cute and fluffy variety. "Come cuddle the babies!" I'd be there in a heart beart, cuddle those kitties, curse your family then return to the abyss with three more fluffy babies to spoil.
   — Vexxlyn


5. some weed, a box of chicken nuggets, and a deadline that ends in less than a day. utter the phrase "i seek overconfidence with depression"
   — jaminholl


6. A bag of speed, a fire extinguisher and an aloe vera plant. "Dangermonger, dangermonger, dangermonger, I summon thee to fulfill thy purpose of monging danger"
   — dangermonger27






7. Garlic bread, you wouldn't need to summon me, I smelt it cooking and already on my way.
   — anarae


8. Knife, lotion, tissues. Dont ask about the knife
   — Ayxrion


9. A bottle of hot sauce, a computer mouse, and a cute picture of a greyhound.
   — SargonTheDeadly






10. A couch, a laptop with an internet connection and loaded Domino's gift card, with the phrase "we're leaving now"
    — JimmySinner


11. Any 3 things and say "eh, good enough"
    — HeyItsLers


12. My phone, keys, and wallet. "It's time to go to work."
    — MelonJelly