What's the worst sex advice for a virgin?

1. Act like you have a million better things to do. Once your partner cums, groan and shout "Finally!" Right into their face. Alternatively if you cum before they do, throw your arms up and yell "First!" then slap them across the face.
   — Bunilla_Ice


2. If a girl says "Yeah keep going like that" that means she wants you to speed up and go as hard as possible.
   — MatureGambino_


3. When she says “fuck me”, Say “fuck you”
   — vivaladots






4. It's just like plugging in a USB cable; if it doesn't fit at first try rotating 180º.
   — DishonestBystander


5. If there's a lot of tension in the room, point at the guy's dick and laugh, it will alleviate the tension.
   — faxinator


6. Length isn't as important as width so the best thing to do is to bend your dick in half before insertion. It's difficult to do. The best method is to use a swift, downward, wrenching motion.
   — GoCorral






7. Spread your legs and think of England
   — wrinklefreewaxpaper


8. If she says "pull my hair" pull hard like your trying to start an old lawnmower and smack the side of her head too.
   — Claxton916


9. Remember hard thrusts immediately, no foreplay, ram it home and cum as soon as possible then start crying then leave without saying anything.
   — Juiciest_slut






10. Punch her tit
    — theflyeman63


11. Don't be timid. Just use the whole fist.
    — saltnotsugar


12. Slap your dick against her vagina three times before putting it in. It's not polite to enter without knocking. Edit: Whoa! Thanks for the gold!
    — Macksalovelylady






13. Remember guys, the clitoris is pleasure central. Nibble on it real hard and your girl will be screaming.
    — WeaverofStories


14. Just starfish. If you don't do anything they can't judge you!
    — Megaparsecular


15. Blow hard into his urethra, like you are trying to inflate a hot water bottle. It will drive him wild and he will emit high pitched shreiks of ecstasy.
    — typeObloodsausage