If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?

1. Hacking. I don't know shit about hacking but because I occasionally fix my dad's computer he thinks I'm some kind of technical genius.
   — FuzzyElf47


2. Nice try, cops
   — continuousBaBa


3. Internet crimes
   — AudibleNod






4. Probably that it was a case of mistaken identity. Yes, I know - I'm not the most exciting dude around!
   — Pleasant_Jim


5. possession of marijuana
   — thelastsaturian


6. Drunk driving or drunk and disorderly
   — fat_electrician






7. Definitely some kind of cybercrime. They think I'm Mr. Robot status, when I'm maybe one rung above Geek Squad.
   — Go_Kauffy


8. I can hear them now “Jesus Christ, knowing him it could be anything!”
   — jncarter442


9. That I finally broke down and went nuts
   — shutter12






10. Mistaken for a bank robber. This actually happened to me. Technically, I wasn't "arrested" but I was detained and the detective read me my rights. Ten years later I still get kidded about this.
    — imayregretthis


11. Probably possession of the ganj. That or putting a donkey in a bathtub, because that's illegal here.
    — SasquatchAstronaut


12. I'm terribly forgetful, it was probably a bench warrant.
    — waiting_for_rain






13. Paid a prostitute
    — fartfacepooper


14. Hit someone/something with my car.
    — CD8712