What are some lies that we all just decided to accept?

1. that was my last piece of gum
   — mrpimpgoodgame4


2. "oh I didn't get your text"
   — DisgustoStoneSnout


3. Google is our friend
   — decard2187






4. I before E except after C.
   — honestgoing


5. That it's illegal to drive with the inside light in your car on.
   — KingOfTheSchwill


6. The tongue map
   — DitDashDashDashDash






7. The really bad things only happen to others.
   — Weepkay


8. There's a soulmate waiting to be found.
   — badassmthrfkr


9. That we will be remembered
   — Noname_Maddox