You've been asleep for 100 years. What's the first thing you ask?

1. Where’s the bathroom?
   — Rakeshi97


2. Let me sleep five more minutes
   — ddss88


3. Why the hell did you wake me?
   — TranscendtheChaos






4. Will you go penguin sledding with me?
   — CrimsonPig


5. How long have I been asleep?
   — Tall_Mickey


6. How do I get off the great plateau ? What's the direction to Hyrule castle ?
   — Afifi96






7. Did The Winds of Winter come out yet?
   — SpacePirate65


8. "Did we win?". The answer to this will be very informative.
   — whosthedoginthisscen


9. Has Half Life 3 come out yet?
   — NeutronBeam04






10. "Where is the toilet?" So I can pee for the next 3 years.
    — Apocalypse_Wanderer


11. WHAT YEAR IS IT?!
    — stellarmancer


12. Why the fuck was I not presumed dead?
    — teryn2012






13. Water
    — PM__ME__STEAM___KEYS


14. To check my phone
    — tsingh1111