You have 30 days to eat 300 eggs. How do you do it?

1. I guess I'll have to cut back a little.
   — PlasmicDynamite


2. Eat 10 a day
   — CreepingDeath17


3. Eat all on day 1 and never eat eggs again
   — infinit187K






4. Scrambled eggs/omelettes for breakfast every day and then bake giant cakes for dessert.
   — dogdogdogsquirrel


5. Procrastinate untill the last couple hours
   — Billypilgrim412


6. One spoonful of caviar should be more than 300.
   — elcad






7. I once attempted eating 50 boiled eggs after watching Cool Hand Luke. I failed. In 30 days I could easily eat 10 per day. My farts would be horrifying though.
   — ColdBeef


8. eat a bunch of quiche, omelettes, use eggs in coatings of meat, make every recipe have an egg or two.
   — jaokal