- Is it because of your haircut?
— olddirtydom - Trying to one up your pain. "I know you are sad because your grandma died, but my mom died last year and that's so much worse so don't feel bad"
— wendymechel - Man, you're ugly when you cry.
— cowpattymelt - Stop crying or I will give you something to cry about.
— OozeNAahz - Stop crying
— kinyutaka - Can I use your tears as lubricant?
— Coug-Ra - Any variation of “it could be worse”
— SongsForTheDeaf69 - "I mean. You kind of deserve it."
— WitherWithout - I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself.
A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough
without ever having felt sorry for itself.
— solidstatemasterrace - "Stop the crying, you're such an actor/actress."
My mom used to say this to me as a kid. Part of the reason why I don't cry now.
— purplechai - Don't cry, you look fat when you cry.
— Love2build108 - Shut the fuck up
— Okwute - "oh, WAAAAAAAAH, WAAAAAAAAH, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!"
— Thecardinal74 - There’s no crying in baseball!
— BoDarville71