- A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Fancy a drink?" and the horse says "I think not" and disappears.
— bonkava - How long is a Chinese name.
— Donnakebabmeat - I'd tell you, but I haven't found a way to explain it without being condescending.
Condescending means "to talk down to."
— zane314 - "Guess what"
"What?"
"Good Guess"
Get it?
— pickled-manatee_ - Whenever someone says “hey” to me I always ask “What do gay horses eat?”
Person responds with “Hayyyy” when the real answer is “horse dick”
— Denneysports94 - OP should have put a serious tag on it to confuse mods.
— SandorClegane_AMA - The chicken crossed the road to get to the other side.
It's a suicide joke.
— jeff_the_nurse - What's the integral of 1/cabin. It's a houseboat!
— IllIIIlIlIlIIllIlI - Probably won't come across well in text, but it works in person.
"Almost had a threesome yesterday, just needed two more people."
Pause.
Lean in real close and whisper, "That's a joke about masturbating."
— CBryce - Why is a joke like a frog?
If you dissect it, it dies!
See? Cuz like, if you take a frog, and you try to dissect it, you end up cutting it open and it ends up dying, and in, like, the same way, if you take a joke and you try to like explain it too much, it kind of isn't really funny anymore and it just dies. Like the frog. Which if you dissect it.....
— hannahstohelit