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Your options are: 50 hawks, 10 crocodiles, 3 brown bears, 15 wolves, 1 hunter, 7 cape buffalo, 10,000 rats, 5 gorillas and 4 lions - you must pick 2 that will defend you while the rest are coming to kill you. Which do you pick and why?


  1. Has nobody here played Dishonored?? Rats are top pick *by far*. Shit, I'll take just the rats and a large stick against everything else.
    — WhatsThatNoize

  2. 7 Cape and 10,000 rats. The rats for their swarming ability and the cape buffalo because [they are tough as nails](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpnERlsfBFc).
    — TheTrueLordHumungous

  3. 10,000 rats is a must. I'll win just by simple attrition. Once the rats are causing chaos a coordinated wolf pack picks off key targets starting with the hunter. Now I have the rifle and can kill the hawks while providing cover for the wolves.
    — ANBU_Black_0ps



  4. Rats op pls nerf, I'm a Lion main and it's impossible to win against rats, ever.
    — amlybon

  5. What weapon does the hunter have?
    — sionnachglic

  6. just 1 rat. i want to hold it gently in my arms as i die
    — lycheejam