What is the worst thing "Drunk You" has done that fucked over "Sober You"?

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   — [deleted]


2. I thought my Xbox broke cause it wasn’t ejecting the disk, and drunk me thinks he’s a technical genius, so he tried to fix it. Sober me found my Xbox in pieces the next morning, and spent $60 to get it repaired. Oh, and there was never even a disk stuck in it.
   — IccyOrange


3. I had just passed out and I must have gotten up to go pee, but the only thing I remember is being in the attic squatting and when I stood up my foot fell through the ceiling. The next morning I woke up with scratches and bruises all down my leg and a huge hole in the ceiling with a pee stain around it. I honestly don't remember how I got up there. What's crazy about it is, you had to walk through our closet on the other side of the room and climb a flight of stairs to get to the attic. The bathroom was 4 feet away from where I was sleeping.
   — wydidk






4. Got drunk, went to a taco shop, loudly exclaimed "fuck these tacos are awesome!" and then wrote a $400 tip on the tip line of my receipt. I honestly don't remember if I meant to actually tip 400 since the tacos were so good, or 4.00 and forgot the decimal, but I was able to get the charge reversed luckily since I was a poor college kid who didn't even have $400 in my account. Shit a brick when I woke up to overdraft alerts on my phone though
   — BPSteve


5. Woke up to 20 dollars in my wallet, thought to myself "Fuck yeah, I left with $60 so I only spent $40" Look at bank account and realize I took out $200 more throughout the night. Damn you drunk me, Damn youu!
   — ItsLikeHearthstone


6. The texts. It's always the texts.
   — Judoka229






7. I came home super wasted and my roommate saw me laugh and say this asshole will never find this as I threw my wallet against the wall making it fall behind the couch.
   — meta_uprising


8. Throwing up into my crush's mouth while we were making out. That was the first and only time he brought me for a drink.
   — islamabell


9. I ‘woke up’ to pee after having passed out wasted. Only problem was I didn’t go to the toilet, I went on the stack of old VHS family video my girlfriend had in the corner of the room. She was not happy.
   — Shitmybad






10. I used to be a baker on the morning shift drunk me would love shots sober me did not
    — Vagina-Leg


11. I drunk-texted my ex-girlfriend after getting extremely piss-drunk off brandy and iced tea. It led to us getting back together and a very bad, abusive relationship that followed.
    — SolidVirginal