If you were going to be in a talent show, what would your talent be?

1. Disappointing audience members
   — we_are_fuckin_doomed


2. My super human ability to make any situation awkward.
   — krenuds


3. My talent is useless, but still: I would showcase [bubblegum blowing](https://imgur.com/gallery/TS3bl).
   — monowedge






4. I’d review their restroom
   — icecreampopncereal


5. Procrastination.. I’ll do the show later
   — OmfgTim


6. More gold in here than the Olympics
   — bullseye199o






7. I can play basic things on the trumpet, but I can also curcularly breathe which means I can play like 50min of notes and never stop to take a breath.
   — Haloninja744


8. Armpit farting probably my best bet.
   — _Goose_


9. Handing out gold like a mad man
   — rusttty






10. Sitting at the corner of a table and taking part in the group conversation without actually saying anything, just nodding my head.
    — RainbowRaptorPie


11. Singing. I've lost count of how many people, both random people I've met and professional musicians, who have told me I got an exceptional singing voice.
    — Tjodleik


12. I would play Fur Elise on the piano. 8 years of piano lessons as a child and that is the only piece I can still play by heart (well, except maybe Chopsticks).
    — the_fox_says___