What are some jokes that only work when said out loud?

1. It's more of a riddle, but... There were 30 cows in a field, and 28 chickens. How many didn't? 10
   — Sorenrising


2. What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? timing. (say it with little to no pause)
   — Doggo_Of_Wisdom


3. An Ancient Greek walks into a tailor with torn pants. He puts them on the counter of the store. The tailor looks at them. "Euripedes?" He asks. "Yes," says the man. "Eumenides?"
   — rrsn






4. Knock-Knock... Who's There...Dishes...Dishes Who?...Dishes Sean Connery.
   — thestonez


5. Two whales are drinking at a bar. One whale turns to the other and goes, "(insert annoying whale sounds for far too long)". The other whale says, "Go home Bob, you're drunk."
   — ConceptualTrap


6. That's nice, smells like updog
   — Fralance






7. How to you fit an elephant in a bag? Take the letter F out of the word WAY There’s no F in Way
   — pcm99


8. What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? "Aye Matey"
   — DrKangarooPhD