What's the worst thing Neil Armstrong could have said while stepping on the Moon for the first time?

1. "Fuck humans, I am home"
   — Barack-YoMama


2. "What is this? Who are you? Oh God!" Then sound is cut and you never see him again.
   — kolop1


3. This is Neil Armstrong from the moon, and before we begin, be sure to mash that like button and subscribe!
   — Infinitto






4. Neil missed the perfect opportunity to pull down his pants and flash the camera with his ass. It would probably have killed him but ya know, moon on the moon would have been epic.
   — Holmes02


5. "Houston, you'll never believe this. It's cheese. All of it."
   — BourbonBaccarat


6. I will put the flag next to the Russian flag.
   — GroovyTales