What wrong things people always assume about you?

1. I have large ribs that make me look barrel-chested, and my arms are fat in the right way. It makes me look like I'm ripped, when in reality I can barely bench 100lbs.
   — gobberpooper


2. A lot of people have told me I don't seem like I'd be into mosh pits and punk rock. I asked a coworker who expressed surprise what kind of music she expected me to like instead, she told me "I don't know, violins?"
   — wrongsidestogether


3. That I'm a stoner. Jokes on them, I'm an alcoholic.
   — UnoriginalAnomalies






4. That because I work from home, I'm never busy and am available to meet their wants and desires. It's called WORKING from home. Not BUMMING from home.
   — KawaiiTimes


5. That something is wrong with me just because i'm quiet.
   — Tomato_Joker


6. "You think you're better than everyone!" No, I immediately assume you people hate me and I shouldn't bother you.
   — Wolf_Craft






7. That I'm in high school, possibly a freshman or sophomore. I'm 26. Getting hit on by teenage boys is uncomfortable.
   — _Green_Kyanite_


8. at work: that i’m boring and possibly socially inept. actually i just hate small talk and the amount of it that happens at work so i like to keep to myself. outside of work: that i’m too boisterous and can’t behave. they should see me at work. Edit: i guess i am socially inept since i can’t behave lol. still social though
   — takaw-mata


9. I'm a woman and I speak with enthusiasm, so I feel like a lot of people tune me out, assuming I'm dumb or shallow.
   — chelbski-willis






10. When I keep my hair long, people assume I sell weed. On more than one occasion, I've had a complete stranger approach me on the street and ask to buy a bag of weed. The semantics of the exchange is what always gets me; they don't ask if I *have* some weed they could buy, they just skip that step, *assume* I have weed to sell, and ask to buy it. I have never sold weed in my life.
    — r0botdevil


11. That I'm a bitch. I'm actually really shy but my face is like in constant annoyed mode.
    — bomharoo


12. That I dislike everything. That I'm unhappy. No, my face just looks like that a lot.
    — 000TragicSolitude






13. Some people think that I'm a sociopath. I actually can feel empathy. I'm just bad at showing it.
    — ComicBookFanatic97


14. People always think I'm gay! I can't help that I'm outgoing and have a feminine voice! Edit: the word "help"
    — Bevi4


15. That I am a womanizer. I have a lot of female friends but I slept with only 2 women in my lifetime so...
    — SwissmenVS