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What is cool if you do it once, then immediately uncool if you do it again?


  1. Do something accidentally funny, then try to do it again for more laughs
    — Andiththekid

  2. I have a story for this one: Back in middle school I got this totally kickass pair of Jnco jeans. This was back when they were really starting to get "cool." I was the first kid in my grade to have them. They were massive and had this radical blue stripe down the sides. The first day I wore them I was a god. All these popular girls came up to me and complimented me on my jeans. I was all of a sudden the leader of my group of friends. Even some of the "preps" gave me a nod of approval. I was walking on air. I wanted to stay on top of the world, so I wore them again the next day and it all went to hell. Everyone commented on how I wore the same pants 2 days in a row and one of the popular girls even called it "gross." I came plummeting back to Earth. For the rest of my time at Middle School I was never able to regain that godlike status that I had for that one fateful day. And it was all because I wore the same pair of jeans 2 days in a row...
    — Nicodroz

  3. Introducing yourself
    — thelazypunk



  4. lose an eye to get a badass eye patch
    — 2Thebreezes

  5. Going to senior prom.
    — ceristo

  6. Wink at someone. Or nod your head at them.
    — Ugly_Single_Near_You



  7. Bump into me in the subway. Oh sorry. No problem, it's cool. Oh sorry. What the fuck it's you again - get the fuck away from you creep
    — remarqer

  8. Starring in your first porn and then doing another one claiming its your first time doing porn.... Dammnit, tammy....i saw you already on bang bus, why are you on girlsdoporn claiming this is your first professional porn video? Im horny, bot stupid
    — black_brotha

  9. World War
    — NewVirtue



  10. Gonna go with sex change.
    — billbapapa