What's the worst thing you did when you were angry?

1. I punched a tree. Left a small dent in the tree. My hand hurt after that, it got swollen and went to get an x-ray. Broke the nuckle on my ring finger. The tree no longer has the dent. TL;DR: I fought a tree and the tree won.
   — yosol


2. I drew my family members and drew fire around them while crying. I was 8.
   — Gerb-TBD


3. Some lady cut me off in traffic, slammed on her brakes, and almost got me hit by a semi behind me. She then flipped me off for honking at her. I was so angry I saw where she pulled off the main road and park in her apartment complex. I was so pissed off. I went down the street to the grocery store, bought an 18 count carton of eggs, then drove back to where her car was parked and smashed the entire carton on her windshield. This was summer in central valley California, and it was to top 106 degrees that day. I hope that bitch had a nice scrambled egg covered car. I bet it stank to high heaven. I don't regret it.
   — TopRamenHair






4. When I was a kid, my parents punished me for an act that I didn't commit. When they realized that it was their mistake, the punishment remained because of reasons I can't quite remember. I just recall that it was BS, whatever it was. Anyways, I was the one who helped setup the cable wiring and such, so I messed with the wires in such a way that the house didn't have cable for as long as I was punished. This was the time of where Internet was in its infancy, so my family gorged on cable tv. Parents nearly ended up like Jack Nicholson's character in The Shining because of cable withdrawal.
   — Admiral_Burrito


5. At summer camp one time, our group of boys was having a wrestling night. It started off fine but eventually three or four of them decided to turn and wrestle just me. I remember them stating to call me names and saying how weak I was cause I couldn't hold them off. What made it even worse in my mind is that they were all some of my really good friends (I had invited them all to camp), they still are really good friends of mine. Anyways I eventually got fed up with them and really mad, I stormed out of the tent, actually it was a bigger teepee made with a tarp, and grabbed the stick I had been sharpening earlier that day. I say stick but it was probably an inch in diameter and 3 feet long, and I had got it really sharp. So I grabbed my "spear" and without thinking too much, I stabbed it into the side of the teepee quite a ways and with some significant force, I remember it being a pretty hard stab. And then I ran a little ways into the woods and cried. Lucily I hadn't hit anything or anyone, although I don't need out later that I had come within an inch of one of my friend's head, who was sitting right up next to the side of the teepee. If I did hit him I don't know what the ramifications would have been, but based on how hard I remember stabbing the teepee and the nature of my "spear", I imagine it wouldn't have been good. This all happened when I was 12, I still go to the same camp nine years later and am now a head counselor. And one of the friend I had invited is now one of the camp directors. TL;DR: Almost stabbed a guy in the head.
   — badly_designed_door


6. One time I stopped talking to my mom for a week because she went to my favorite pizza place without me.
   — SleeplessShitposter






7. I cry when I get angry. This girl at my job pissed me off so badly that I kicked a dent in a freezer door and then embarrassed myself by crying uncontrollably for about 20 minutes. It has been years since that happened, but if I go visit, I am still embarrassed by that freezer door incident. (That girl was fired shortly after btw)
   — Booner999


8. I punched my TV after I got sniped. That TV was a gift from my mom :(
   — PoopIsYum


9. When I was 12 I was at a church camp with some friends. One of my friends had a messed up arm like the guy from scary movie two. Another was picking on him, and my friend shove the bully. The bully retaliated by punching him, and I respond by pinning his arms from behind and trying to keep him from hitting my friend, nonviolently like a good little Christian boy. Then he bit me and I blacked out. I don't remember any of this but the other kids told me I was screaming incoherently and had the kid off the ground, up against a wall, by his throat. Apparently I was trying to kill him. Lucky I wasn't a huge kid so the other boys were able to drag me away. TLDR;. Got bit by a kid at church camp. Blacked out and tried to kill him.
   — DragotheWurlock






10. While living in Los Angeles befriended a female coworker, we hung out occasionally did some things together, had lunch, went with her when she purchased a new car stuff like that. She brings up we should go to the casino some weekend so I'm like cool. Pick her up one Saturday morning and along the way there she starts talking shit about my car and how she doesn't like certain things about, etc, etc. I was like hmm okay, then the conversation switches to the relationship I have with my son from a previous marriage and why I don't do this or that not knowing anything about the dynamics of me and my ex. Taking all this in and I'm very angry at this point but not showing it we get to the casino and I tell her I'm going to drop you off at the front entrance, park the car and meet you inside and she's like okay. Dropped that bitch off and drove home leaving her stranded prob 200+ miles from her house.
    — timg01915


11. Put fox piss down a car's AC intake.
    — IntrudingAlligator


12. My brother spilled juice all over one of the shelves in the fridge and when I told him to wipe it up he said "If it bothers you, you clean it." So I grabbed him by the back of the neck and shoved his face into the open fridge and screamed at him to clean it up. This was after years of him being shitty in general so it was pent up rage.
    — okay700