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What is something you always do in a video game, but never in real life?


  1. Reload after three shots in a thirty round magazine.
    — badjuju420420

  2. Jump constantly while walking somewhere.
    — peristalsisPazudora

  3. Murder people
    — Chandysauce



  4. Run. Everywhere.
    — BrusingFawn996

  5. Talk to everyone in the hopes they have something for me to do.
    — BEEFTANK_Jr

  6. Jump. It's in so many video games, but really when was the last time you just jumped in real life?
    — SquareinaBox



  7. Carefully plan my economic future
    — ABeesKneeds

  8. Talk to strangers or enter their homes.
    — Renmauzuo

  9. Get the girl
    — warmDecember



  10. Talk to people and complete goals
    — Zylexian

  11. jumping off a cliff to see if I can die here.
    — Gian_Key

  12. *Playing game as normal*. *Pedestrian veers their vehicle into mine for no apparent reason*. *Gets out of car and drags pedestrian from theirs*. *Proceeds to violently beat them to death in the middle of the street*. *Police come and I murder them for interferring*. *Other pedestrians are screaming and running away*. *I'm now too irrtated to let them live, begin city-wide genocide*.
    — AdviceWithSalt