What will be your final Reddit post before you die?

1. "what are you gonna do? Stab me?"
   — Omelette_chor


2. "Hey Reddit! I'm about to attempt the 10lb burger challenge!"
   — shnozdog


3. With my bad health lately, probably th
   — iUsuallyWouldnt






4. Anyone else hear a large "boom"?
   — 1LT_Obvious


5. "Well guys, this has been fun. I drank and smoked too much and now my bad habits have caught up with me, I have a bad case of the cancer and I'm gonna die soon, there is no cure to my condition, but even tho I don't want to die I'm also a person who believes in consequences of your actions so I'm fine with this. I could write a long melancholic post about my regrets, but there is no real point in doing that, it's too late to change any of that now anyways. Therefore I instead spend my last post on this terrible webpage to urge everyone to stop caring about what other people tell you. Try instead to believe in what your eyes tell you. This world is not a sphere, WAKE UP SHEEPLE, DON'T TRUST IN NASAS LIES! RESEARCH NWO. BUSH DID 9/11 SUCK MY DICK!"
   — Nussidrewl


6. This.
   — thisisaname6352






7. Somebody, please clear my browsing history!
   — Kaskar


8. TIFU....
   — TeamFreedomHuddle


9. "For every up vote I take one shot"
   — DedicatedPornProfile






10. "I just got hit by a car AMA"
    — MrDickJohnson