What is the most awkward thing you could say to a cashier while purchasing condoms?

1. Not sure, but one time a cashier fucked with me by saying, "are these for here or to go?" Only my second time buying them and I've never blushed so hard in my life.
   — Mr_FirstClass


2. What's your return policy?
   — bjh182


3. So I was a cashier at a gas station when I was a teen. This one time a kid who couldn't have been more than like 14 sheepishly puts a box of condoms on the counter. As I'm ringing them up another guy (maybe 22 or so) comes up to buy a soda and sees the condoms. He slaps the guy on the back and exclaims "CONDOMS EH, GETTING A PIECE OF ASS TONIGHT?" the kid looked like he wanted to die.
   — Nurum






4. "Please hurry, the one I'm wearing now is near full and ready to burst!"
   — VictorBlimpmuscle


5. I wear the ribbed ones inside out for my pleasure
   — Oil_of_LA


6. How many dicks can each condom hold?
   — NZsnowboarder






7. "I figured this would prevent shit from getting all over the cucumber"
   — arlomakeshismark


8. Do my ... you know ... grapes ... go inside?
   — notsofastandy


9. My church youth group held a lock-in and decided to do a full town scavenger hunt. Someone chose two kids from each group (typically the youngest girl and the oldest boy) and made them buy condoms together. I was one of the girls who had to complete this task. Now I live in a fairly small town, and at 10 o'clock on a Sunday night, not many stores are open. So every group (about 6) ended up at the same drugstore to buy condoms right before they closed. The cashier is giving us the weirdest looks and asks "Do I even want to know what's going on?" My partner turns and says "Don't worry...It's for church"
   — erennert20