What's your most significant memory involving a nipple?

1. Worked at a pizza joint my cousin owned when I was 12. Was closing with another guy that was 19 at the time and we finished shutting down the place. Waitress comes in and wants a pizza made cause she's hungry. Explained to her that we just finished cleaning. She then offers to show her tits to the other guy. His reply was I needed to see them too or else no. Thank you Evan.
   — nuki6464


2. When I was a wee lad at the beach with my babysitter. I saw my first proper nipple, she was adjusting her bathing suit and didn't think anyone was looking. Life changing experience
   — Dobosmoez


3. i was getting frisky with a gentleman caller and he thought it would get me in the mood by playing with my nipple. I explained to him that my nipples weren't really that sensitive and it doesn't do anything for me. He yelled, loudly and in an effeminate tone, "Defective! NIPPLE RETURN!" My buddy in the next room heard it. Even if I could forget it, he would keep reminding me.
   — Jeimaiku






4. When I was a preteen, I was hanging out with a bunch of friends. This was the height of Jackass and their antics. They had a bike resting upside down on its handle bars and seat, and they were cranking the pedals to make the the rear tire spin as fast as they could. Then they'd dare each other to put a random body part against the fast spinning rubber. Being the only girl in the group, they excluded me, thinking I wasn't daring enough to try it. They did their necks, bottom of their feet, between fingers. I didn't think this was daring enough. I told them they were pussies and that I'd put my nipple against it. I did. It ripped off some skin, and started burning like hell and bleeding. My buddy took me to his house to clean it. His step dad was home and kept asking why I was clutching my chest. So we told him. He made me dip my nipple in rubbing alcohol. He filled a shot glass with it and sent me into the bathroom with his neice, and told her if I didn't do it to make me do it. Fuck that was excruciating. That nipple has one hell of a pain tolerance now.
   — smw89


5. Playing the national anthem. I was the cymbal player. Here comes my big "AND THE ROCKETS RED GLARE" Cymbal moment, and.... "MPHOOFFH" I had the cymbals too close to my chest (timing was off because I was a little distracted) and got my tit/nipple stuck in between them. The whole stadium was looking at me, waiting for that crash, and I let them down / embarrassed myself at the same time. At least it wasn't as bad as the time I dropped the cymbal and it rolled down the stadium steps.
   — Booner999


6. My high school girlfriend took her bra off in front of me for the first time... lo and behold her nips had sparse scraggly hairs peppered around them. I panicked for about .5 seconds before I went in for the succ
   — FabricHardener






7. I remember seeing my friend Emma's nipple by accident in high school. She was wearing a tank top and a cupped-bra and when she bent over, it gave everyone a free peek. She walked away a few seconds later and my friend turned to me and said "Did we just see Emma's tit?" For my first nipple glance, it was a pretty great one.
   — TheRealDynamoScotch


8. Not long after having our daughter, me and my at the time fiancee (now wife) were fooling around and she said her boobs hurt and I said I'd be happy to massage them for her. Guess I squeezed just right and a little too hard while massaging them because I got hit in the face with a strong stream of breast milk.
   — UncleJay74


9. I tipped a poker dealer by tossing a $1 chip, flipping it a bit too hard hard and making the chip arc towards his chest. He snatched it from the air before it hit his chest and then hunched over the table in pain. It took several seconds to regain his composure and sheepishly explain that his pinky finger had snagged his nipple ring through his shirt.
   — BlueMacaw






10. A friend ripped his nipple piercing off by accident.
    — Mattior


11. When I was a kid and Dad was doing plumbing around the house, he said, "What I wouldn't do for some proper-sized nipples." He was actually referring to one of these: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nipple_(plumbing)#/media/File:Plumbing_Nipple.jpg
    — Back2Bach


12. I was lying down on the couch taking a nap shirtless, on a hot Summer's day, when I was abruptly awakened by the feeling of needles shooting through my nipple. I look on my chest to find my brand new kitten trying to suckle on my nipple. It is amazing how quickly kittens can get up on the couch, and even more amazing how quickly they recognize an unattended nipple. Oh, and I am a man, and for some reason, that made the whole situation more comical to me.
    — Ltrainicus






13. When I got my jack russell and I couldn't think of a name for her. She was really small and had been bred a bunch and had nine nipples. I named her Piglet.
    — peglar