Assuming you didn't need the job, what would be some good ways to troll an interviewer?

1. Ask if there will be a background check repeatedly. Getting more nervous everytime.
   — littleredhoodlum


2. Make them think you are a secret shopper, there to evaluate them on their ability to conduct an interview. Make them think they are doing a bad job. You: "Hm, so were you going to ask me about my weaknesses?" Interviewer: "uh, sure that was going to be a little later in-" You: "Later? Oh wow... ok... " *scribbling notes*
   — Ganglebot


3. As a teen I went to an interview at a fast food place cause my parents made me. I didn't want the job. The interviewer asked me why I wanted to work there. I leaned back, put my hands together, and said "Good question." But I didn't answer the question. I just let the awkward silence fill the air until the interviewer nervously asked the next question.
   — sarcasmo_the_clown






4. How many sick days taken per month would you consider to be understandable.
   — PrideandTentacles


5. Non stop eyecontact with a 10 second pause before answering each question very slowly.
   — zeezeee


6. "come in, take a seat". "thanks". *leaves interview with a chair.
   — Tea_For_Me_Please123






7. Ask how strict the sexual harassment policy is.
   — TorguesGrandma


8. Repeat the last word of every sentence that comes out of their mouth. *Mouth*. It's as annoying as it is entertaining. *Entertaining*.
   — myownman


9. Speaking only in metaphors and hyperbole the entire interview, but none of the metaphors make any sense. Example: " What can you do for this company? " *"you see, this company is like a storm, and I am the fencepost"*
   — -spoon-






10. Give *them* a pen and tell them to sell it to *you.* Make sure to have a long list of technical-spec questions prepared.
    — TheSpanishImpostion