Why shouldn't someone fuck with you?

1. I have a pocket full of sand I'm not afraid to use.
   — liquorlanche


2. Because I'm a nice guy, and it's a pretty dick move.
   — Revalet


3. It's not nice.
   — I_Seen_Things






4. Because I will hunt you down. I will find you. And I will mildly inconvenience you.
   — Breeze_in_the_Trees


5. This is what I do when someone at work has messed with me. I start helping them, a lot. I will do this for months sometimes, until they are so used to my help that they have come to rely on it. Then, I'll wait until they have a huge, rush project that is high-profile and requires many hours on a short time frame. They take the project, knowing I'm there to help them, because they have become so used to counting on me. At that exact moment "Sorry, I'm actually really busy, we're going hiking this weekend. In fact, I'm actually taking Friday off. Good luck, bye!" Then I watch them melt down because I know they will have to work 10 hours a day all weekend and may not even finish and get in trouble with the higher-ups. It's a long-con and a little petty, but I reserve it for people that love to take advantage of other people and/or bully people.
   — Two_kids_two_pugs


6. I'm a softy face to face and do not like confrontation, but god forbid if I get chance to send you a shitty email/text I am the truest of keyboard warriors.
   — 0verly0ptimistic






7. Because sex with me would be highly disappointing.
   — AdvantaJeous


8. I'm an ugly crier. *Real* ugly. No one wants to see that shit.
   — Portarossa


9. every poster who takes this seriously to appear at /r/iamverybadass
   — PoweRaider






10. Because only assholes start physical confrontations. You wouldn't want to be an asshole, would you?
    — BoxingRaptor