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What was your first "I'm getting old" moment?


  1. When the kids starting using words like "fleek" and "throwing shade" and "dab". And I didn't know what they meant. I thought I was hip. NOPE.
    — GItPirate

  2. My boss told me her kids don't even have computers, just phones and tablets.
    — Vinegar_Fingers

  3. I think my first one was probably when my wife and I closed on our first house. Sitting in this little office, with our broker, a lawyer, and the also-adults selling us their house. We signed 500 papers, the dude tossed me his keys and they left like it was nothing. Our broker is like "congrats, you bought a house." "Can we...can we just leave now? We just...have the house? I can go there now?" "Uhh yes? It is your house now." "That's fucking insane."
    — soomuchcoffee



  4. When you prefer to stay in than go out. Yes, I know this doesn't apply to everyone since some of y'all never left your rooms growing up.
    — NotTheGallowBoob

  5. When I started to find 18 year olds immature
    — Machopsdontcry

  6. I help facilitate a youth group in the afternoons, and one of the kids said "my mom likes old bands like the Rolling Stones, and Green Day"
    — Alias416



  7. I remembered that I needed to pay my dry cleaning bill. Then I realized I had a fucking dry cleaning bill.
    — LittleMissIrony

  8. My wife: "I'm excited to see Reel Big Fish tonight in [college town]. Just like old times." Me: "Do you think we'll be the oldest ones there?" My wife: "Naw. There will be college kids there." Me: "... We're 30, babe."
    — notsofastandy

  9. when the hangover lasted more than a few hours of the next morning, when after pulling an all-nighter I wasn't able to wake up for 24 hours
    — HentMas



  10. I have to use urban dictionary when talking to younger people.
    — whimsicaloreo

  11. Professional athletes younger than me retiring due to age.
    — BighouseJD

  12. All my friends are having kids on purpose.
    — PimplyBanana



  13. Snapchat. Just, like, the whole thing. I don't get it at all.
    — fascinatedbyfunnels