What can you never look cool doing?

1. Recovering from walking into a spiderweb.
   — Axinyew


2. **Cleaning your dog's poop** Even if you are James Bond, that is not cool !
   — MITSF


3. Chasing a ping pong ball
   — Tsenta






4. Crawling under your desk to plug something in
   — TriceratopsHunter


5. As a child, I looked around awkwardly when relatives sang happy birthday to me. I don't think "badass" accurately describes my appearance at those times.
   — Wafflecakeandbacon


6. Doing the walk of shame after missing the trash can with your shot Bonus embarrassment points if you yelled "KOBE!"
   — iMadaMada






7. Chasing the straw in your drink with your lips
   — MistressRazzleRum


8. Walking down the street with a jug of gas because your car ran out.
   — G_man252


9. Wiping your ass
   — titty_twister_9000






10. Running with a backpack on.
    — -GregTheGreat-


11. Throwing something with your non-dominant hand. Try it right now, even if you're alone you're going to feel embarrassed after doing it.
    — never_lucky_f2p


12. Digging your nose
    — ModReddit_Itu_Anjing






13. Waiting in the aisle to use the bathroom on an airplane.
    — quiet_comedian


14. Locking a bicycle with a U-lock. I was a bicycle courier some years ago and had more than enough practice. I thought I'd learn sling my leg over the seat while still in motion, roll right up to the rack straddling the side of the bike, hop off effortlessly, unsheath the lock like a Hattori Hanzo sword, slap it around the frame like an action movie cop cuffing the perp in the third act, and then spin the lock key around my finger like John Wayne spinning a .45 as I walked away. What really winds up happening, no matter how much practice you've had, is you wind up looking like you're trying to tie up a struggling cat using wet spaghetti.
    — old_gold_mountain


15. Putting tights or leggings on. Once you get past the knees you've gotta do the squiggly wriggly legging dance.
    — HMCetc