The apocalypse has begun. What skill do you possess that might help you survive?

1. I have absolutely no qualms about performing any number of degrading sexual acts in exchange for my own survival
   — TheManWhoWasNotShort


2. Evidently I have the ability to move quietly. I frequently startle people by being behind them when they didn't know it.
   — lucifers_booty_fur


3. I'm slow and overweight. I would make excellent bait to help others survive. I could feed a family for a long time.
   — stumpyoftheshire






4. Nothing, honestly. I'd probably die quickly.
   — where_is_my_lunch


5. I can make a wicked cheese sandwich
   — DM-Hollens-117


6. I'm a water resources engineer. I know how to make drinking water and get rid of waste water efficiently. My civil engineering degree means I can still help design a lot of other structures especially if I can get a hold of some text books. I could also teach my self other fields if I had books and a shit load of free time to get the power on and do light manufacturing. I am also a combat veteran of the Iraq war and know how to use a rifle, basic infantry tactics and a bit of first aid. If this was a movie I'd probably die early on or it would be a boring movie.
   — cromwest






7. my current location is canada where people are really nice to each other
   — veganesque


8. I grew up in a farm town in the midwest. I have the equipment and knowledge for hunting, fishing, raising chickens, growing vegetables, and canning. I have some books on homesteading on my bookshelf and I'm sure I could pick up more skills on living without modern technology.
   — vivian_ivy


9. I served 5 years in the Marine Corps, am now an engineer, and skilled in machine trades.
   — USMC_0481






10. I'm a Nana. People love Nana's and take care of them don't they?
    — JossWhedonismyhero


11. I own both a vietnam field guide and a 1930s boy scout manual that i have never read. So ya owning the right books will help me survive i guess
    — infinitealchemics