You've been sentenced to death for petty crimes, but we're humane so you get to choose the method. How do you choose to die?

1. Trampled by wooly mammoths. Should buy me 30 years or so.
   — KingoftheUnicats


2. Guillotine. I've always wanted to know if I can still see and maintain awareness a few seconds after the chop.
   — pardon_the_mess


3. I want each of my limbs tied to horse. Then I want them to run in a different direction ripping me apart. But it has to take place in an elementary school yard during recess with the kids watching.
   — dayoldhansolo






4. whispering to the doctor: Don't forget to check my pulse and claim I'm dead when I fall asleep, payment will be made to you afterwords wink wink.
   — ksfiesfs


5. Nitrogen asphyxiation
   — lardfarquard


6. SNU SNU
   — aslokaa






7. Hypoxia. Slowly fall into a dream like grogginess, pass out, die. Completely painless and allegedly relaxing too. See also carbon monoxide poisoning.
   — xX_SuperSic58_Xx


8. Old age
   — iamMarkPrice


9. Free Fallin'
   — neubs