What is something you always feel awkward about doing, even though no one gives a single f*ck?

1. Not buying a product that's been demonstrated to me, like make up for example. When a sales person tries to sell to me my little heart sinks, because I can't stand the awkwardness of saying I don't want it. I tend to do this stupid "Hmm, well thank you, I'll have a think about it.." bullshit instead of saying "no."
   — limegreenbunny


2. Realizing I'm going the wrong way and turning around, regardless of whether I'm walking or driving
   — volvswagen


3. Walking into a store without buying anything. I always feel like a thief and have this brief moment were I am certain the staff are going to call security. I am well-dressed, white, 30 years old so I could probably get away with it (taking into account profiling and shit) but that doesn't seem to matter to my anxious heart.
   — frogicle






4. I always feel so awkward eating in public. As someone who is overweight I always feel like I'm being stared at when probably nobody knows I'm even there.
   — I_dont_follow_sports


5. Crossing a street. I do the awkward half speed-walk, half regular walk, "oh-jeez-so-sorry" shuffle.
   — Chelous


6. Shitting in public bathrooms with multiple stalls. I'm getting better with it, but the plopping gets to my nerves
   — LBdanglez






7. Going outside my house wearing flip flops or sandals. My mom taught me that it was lazy to go out of the house and should always wear closed toe shoes with backing and socks--no matter how hot it was. Although I have not lived with my parents for more than a decade, I still do not go out in public with them.
   — angelauoob


8. Virtually everything.
   — Pashow


9. Using the ATM when there are other people waiting behind me. I always feel like I need to hurry up but ATMs involve so much standing/doing nothing while the machine "thinks" or loads or whatever
   — boredeau






10. Using my card instead of cash. I don't know why but i am irrationally paranoid that it won't work or i wont have any money even though i know i do.
    — ThatBritishPleb


11. Walking. Try it ! Go outside, and think about how you are walking, it'll mess you up.
    — Dioksys


12. Putting my change back into my wallet when there's a line of people behind me waiting to pay. I like to organize my bills by denomination, and then I have to unzip the coin compartment of my wallet to put the coins in. Feels like it takes waaaay too long.
    — emthejedichic