If every single statue on Earth came to life and fought each other in a free-for-all, which one would come out victorious?

1. Obviously the thinker would win. He's had the time to form his plan of attack.
   — CitizenX17


2. Crazy Horse in South Dakota, if they ever finish him. Sucker is being carved out of a mountain.
   — mildpandemic


3. The terracotta army
   — yondershock






4. Just wait until those heads at Easter Island start rising up out of the dirt atop massive fucking shoulders, shredded stone torsos, and impossible towering legs....
   — lycanthrope6950


5. [Blucifer](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/90/Blucifer_Sculpture.png). Y'all can speculate about the rest of the statues, but [Blucifer has already killed his own sculptor.](https://rtfitchauthor.com/2014/03/18/beware-of-blucifer-the-giant-demon-horse-of-denvers-airport/) I'm backing the statue with a known murderous history.
   — SinisterMinisterX


6. I feel like that huge statue of Guan Yu in China would have a good shot. A 150-foot-tall god of war should never be counted out.
   — NowhereMan583






7. [Spring Temple Buddah](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spring_Temple_Buddha) dwarfs every other large statue in the world. He'll crush them all with his massive pacifism
   — doctordaedalus


8. I'm not sure who would win, but I think it would be hysterical to watch [Venus di Milo](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_de_Milo) and [Winged Victory](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winged_Victory_of_Samothrace) duke it out.
   — MusicOfTheAinur


9. All the 2300 Lenin statues of Ukraine unite, march on Moscow!
   — MagnificentCat






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11. [Guan Yu](http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/culture/attachement/jpg/site1/20160726/f04da2db1484190147752b.jpg), because he is not only giant but also a literal god of war.
    — Aggrons_shell


12. Wawa Ontario Canada has a giant Canada goose statue. He would win. Those fuckers are ridiculous.
    — runway_ducky