People who left porn in the woods (that many of us then found as kids): What were you doing?

1. Masturbating in the woods. It doesn't take Sherlock to deduce that.
   — B4_da_rapture_repent


2. I got scared my parents would find it and ground me for it. So I threw it in the woods so they wouldn't find it. Couldn't put it in the trash because they might go through the garbage.
   — mrking944


3. Kids stole it from parents and the only safe place to look at it was in the woods. I was one of those kids. But we had to leave the magazines there in the woods.
   — ThaloGreen






4. When I was 7 I found a VHS with porn in the local park. Took it home and watched it before anyone else came home. I did not like what I saw.
   — ravel77


5. Paying it forward, kid.
   — hotpoopchunks


6. I've posted this before but here's my "porn in the woods" story. Working as a field engineer/land surveyor in the Atlanta area we had to establish the clearing limits on a plot of land for a new building. About 100 yards from the nearest road was a new (looked to have never been used at all really) port a potty in the middle of the woods with a small padlock on it. We of course broke the lock off and inside were hundreds if not thousands of porn magazines.(late 90's) this was on a Thursday or Friday and when we returned Monday the shitter and magazines were gone. Weird.
   — habitualbastard






7. Sometimes it's kids getting drunk, buying them, going to the woods to get more drunk, then leaving them out there because nobody wanted to admit being the one who wanted to take it home.
   — KakarotMaag


8. Woods porn! One of the sad deaths of the digital age. There was something magical about stumbling upon a muddied up Hustler behind a tree. Like it was meant to be.
   — accountofyawaworht


9. Trying to plant a porn tree. Stop stealing my goddamn crops
   — guns_mahoney






10. It was a porn industry initiative to reel in the next generation.
    — frogspa