People of reddit, instead of missed hints what hint(s) did you catch that got you laid?

1. The bank teller left her number on my cash envelope. I love online banking and mobile check deposit, but they've never gotten me laid.
   — TryCoserious


2. I took a friend of mine as a date to a wedding. At some point, I made an off the cuff remark about how we should play strip poker. She said, "That's not fair, you have more clothes on than me. After I take off my dress, i'd be naked." We didn't stay at the wedding long after that.
   — Avenger772


3. A few years ago, I had a girl and a few friends over for a movie. None of my friends came, but she did. I gave her a beer. She asked if I was having one, but I told her that my driving license is on probation, I need to have a blood-alcohol level of zero. Even one drink would make me go over, and I wouldn't be able to drive her home afterwards. She grabs a beer, opens it and hands it to me.
   — little_asian_man_89






4. Was hanging out with a girl one afternoon in college when we both started talking about how it had been so long since each of us had sex. We went to a party that night with an agreement that we wouldn't go home alone no matter what. Halfway through the party (consisting of mostly people we knew pretty well), I ask her of she's found anyone. She says no, and asks me. I say no, and liquid courage compels me to say "well how about we go home together?" She says "sure." Four and a half years later, she's still my girlfriend and I moved to Europe to attend grad school at the same university as her. I'd call that a win.
   — to_the_batcave


5. When I lost my virginity I was really, really stoned. Me and this girl were hanging out for awhile. We started making out. She got completely naked. I was just like, "Oh, that's cool." It didn't occur to me that we were going to have sex until she started fingering herself on my couch and said "You should probably take off your boxers." I was one clueless kid.
   — McKushin


6. Chaining up bike at restaurant. Chatty woman said, "Good for you for biking today." We enter restaurant at the same time and the hostess asks, "Table for two?" Woman turns to me, "I don't know, will you be joining me?"
   — rob5i






7. I missed her first hint, but when I asked her when are you leaving and she said I'm leaving with you. Message was received and it was a Tuesday.
   — stevanG10


8. When he casually mentioned he had no work in the morning. Green light.
   — tatertotski


9. We were with mutual friends at a hotel and everyone was drinking. About to go to the bar with my buddies when we walk by the pool. Drunk hot chick is in the pool saying "somebody come swim with me". Nobody wanted to swim but I thought this might be a sign. Skipped bar, went swimming, had naked water time, smashed, been married 16 years now. Glad I caught the subtle clue.
   — nnjb52






10. First date with a woman off okcupid, she just asked "wanna come over?" Pretty straightforward
    — kittenlover27


11. She was telling me how she hadn't had sex in months. I said "are you trying to change that?" and i got laid :-)
    — suckmy_fatt0e


12. 3 years ago, we were in a bar with some friends and she said "let's go somewhere else more fun!" and then I said "I don't know, the last bus to get back home is in thirty minutes and I don't want to pay for a cab" and she responded "you can sleep at my place after". I got laid and she's still my girlfriend.
    — bouledepoisson






13. I emailed to ask my language exchange partner over for dinner and suggested we could work on vocabulary:"We can do 'things in a kitchen'". She replied,"Yes, and things in a living room, and things in a bedroom too."
    — LorenaBobbedIt