What are the risks of dating you?

1. I'll get codependent and smother you while only trying to give you exactly what you want.
   — chasingamy99


2. My wife won't be very happy about it
   — iamMarkPrice


3. I can't sleep in to save my life so don't be surprised if I wake you up at like 8am on a Sunday.
   — dannysherms






4. I'll probably lay in bed all day arguing about the fact that all we do is lay in bed all day. edit: woke up in my bed with my first gold, thanks reddit :)
   — un-salt


5. Pros: * You'll be the cute one Cons: * Holy shit where do I start. There's more red flags than a Soviet historical museum
   — Banditosaur


6. It seems like my brain turns love on and off so sometimes i will be very loving, other times cold and heartless which will make you an emotional wreck Source: all ex girlfriends
   — mortenbb






7. I'll call you at 2 in the morning absolutely sloshed.
   — TantuG24


8. Bouts of what my doctor calls severe depression.
   — ComeAtMeFro


9. If I get the feeling that she is hiding something from me, I can make a problem worse by distancing myself. Trust erodes rapidly
   — themadscientwist






10. I have a smartass attitude that people tend to like. Once I'm in a relationship I get all sweet and soft. I have only recently noticed this. People start liking me for my joking playful attitude, but once I'm in a relationship I take it to serious. The fun laughing all the time part of me people fall for just disappears.
    — UntoldMysteries


11. You'll have to stop to pet every animal you see forever, pretty much.
    — amelisha


12. I am a night owl. I love doing things normal people would do during the day but I like to do them during the night :0
    — rxssian