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What is the "If I had a dollar" statement that would make you the richest?
- If I had a dollar for every time I wanted a dollar.
— 3x10
- If I had a dollar for every single atom in existence...
— BrokenStreetLamp
- If I hade a dollar for every time someone said I am bad at math, I would have $6.72
— Pigeon_Poop
- everytime someone used the word "like" in a sentence. I'd be like, so rich.
— woomanchu111
- If I had a dollar for every dollar. Infinite doubling effect.
— skyliner360
- If I had a dollar for every time someone said "Has anyone ever told you you look like Harry Potter?", I'd retire early.
It's not even "Heyyy, you look like Harry Potter", they always have to ask if they're breaking new ground with their observation, which I think is funny.
And I don't think I even look like that much like him. People say "It's probably just the round glasses", but I've been getting these comments for 16 years now and I haven't always had round glasses.
— Hope_Burns_Bright
- If I had a dollar for every time someone spelt my name wrong
— IBringTheDepression
- If i had a dollar for the number of times I have heard "trump sucks"
— Jake0874