Skip to main content


When is a really inappropriate time to say to the person next to you, "Are you a little bit turned on?"


  1. On the witness stand, to the judge, at a child molestation trial.
    — blackswan11

  2. When your doctor is checking your prostate.
    — WhoThatDow

  3. When you let somebody hold your baby / young child.
    — roguetroll



  4. Next to the widow at the funeral.
    — apeliott

  5. When you're taking a dump in a public bathroom.
    — SchoolOfTheWolf93

  6. When your teacher is showing you the infamous STD video in sex ed. Edit: because someone asked, not the one I watched 15 or so years ago, but [here's one](https://youtu.be/xFbCiAD7QDU) that seems to hit it.
    — suspense_kills



  7. At a urinal
    — statelessfaithless

  8. When someone starts crying.
    — b8le